Things you should NOT
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Things you should NOT
do or say while reborning...
1. Don't pull a pan full of baby parts out of the oven and announce "Dinners ready" when your daughter has friends over.
2. While chatting with a neighbor on the porch you shouldn't say "Hold that thought, I have to get my baby out of the oven..."
3. Never, ever, ever offer to fill in your husbands bald spot while rooting a baby (If looks could kill!)
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1. Don't pull a pan full of baby parts out of the oven and announce "Dinners ready" when your daughter has friends over.
2. While chatting with a neighbor on the porch you shouldn't say "Hold that thought, I have to get my baby out of the oven..."
3. Never, ever, ever offer to fill in your husbands bald spot while rooting a baby (If looks could kill!)
feel free to add more!
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Too funny.
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"When you can't look on the bright side, I will sit with you in the dark." Alice in Wonderland
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Watch the looks you get when they ask you what your job is and you say making babies....LOL hubby's eyes will just roll...
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..never leave your doll heads on the pantry shelf when you are having Bunco ladies over (especially if the trash can is in there and you KNOW they will be opening that door!)
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ON THE KITCHEN TABLE!lisa/preciousnewborns wrote:Watch the looks you get when they ask you what your job is and you say making babies.......
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Now THAT's funny!JaNan wrote:ON THE KITCHEN TABLE!lisa/preciousnewborns wrote:Watch the looks you get when they ask you what your job is and you say making babies.......
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Actually, my husband asks if I can give him some hair when he sees me rooting... LOL
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NEVER decide to root a doll head to pass time if your baby is in the hospital. The doctor flipped because she thought I was trying to KILL my newborn premature DAUGHTER
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NEVER< NEVER< ask grandchildren to get something for you from your work room while you
have baby body parts hanging from your drying line....beware of LOUD Squeals......
have baby body parts hanging from your drying line....beware of LOUD Squeals......
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don't answer the door to kids with a doll head in your hand (on second thought they don't come around selling things anymore lol)
don't tell the UPS man it is time to make the babies when he drops off doll parts
don't tell the UPS man it is time to make the babies when he drops off doll parts
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Thanks for the chuckles. Those were good ones.
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don't tell your boyfriend of a week that you enjoy making babies
don't tell your friends that you are shipping decapitated baby parts
don't tell your friends that you are shipping decapitated baby parts
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This is funny. When I lived at my dad's house, the neighbor kids became so use to my reborning, that when I had heads and limbs all over the house or said something funny like "I have to cook this baby", they never thought twice about it anymore. They actually saw it as a normal thing there.
BUT, I recently had a bunch of heads and limbs all over the table, and my husband's dad came over and said he got a little creeped out seeing baby heads and parts everywhere lol. lol:
BUT, I recently had a bunch of heads and limbs all over the table, and my husband's dad came over and said he got a little creeped out seeing baby heads and parts everywhere lol. lol:
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Now that was funny.........thanks for sharing...........Hugs,Kathy
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Never ever (EVER! EVER!) try to fix an unpounced spot of medium on your doll's head while it is IN the oven! I have a very slowly healing second degree burn on my finger to prove why!
I actually did offer to root the hubby's bald spot, jokingly of course. He was not impressed.
Also never answer the door with baby parts in your hands... ...especially when you're new in the neighborhood!
I actually did offer to root the hubby's bald spot, jokingly of course. He was not impressed.
Also never answer the door with baby parts in your hands... ...especially when you're new in the neighborhood!
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love these! I definitely needed to laugh today
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Don't tell the cashier at the store, when you're buying steel shot that "No, I'm not a gun enthusiast, I put them in baby's butts"